Ask Dirk Strider.
Jake trips and kisses you on accident. How do you re-act?
Anonymous

God damn it you clumsy fuck.

this is the stupidest fucking shit ever get a life

Though I don’t update this blog anymore, I’ll make an exception due to how ironic this message is.

I’m here creating content that greatly improves many individuals days. I’ve received countless messages of how great the comics are and how it cheered them up. I create smiles and laughter. That is my life.

Whereas you sent rude messages to users on popular blogging website tumblr.com

I’d like to take this opportunity to tell you to rethink your life.

Have a nice day.

Heeeeeeey Daveeeeeeeeeeeee. If you're such a fucking coooooooooooooooool kid, why don't you proooooooove it then broski.
Anonymous

I’m Dirk.

Hey guys.

(( So I haven’t updated in a while. That’s mostly because I started receiving some less-than-nice messages about my url and updating. So I took a nice, long break. But I’m going to open the ask box again and hopefully the messages won’t be as rude as they were before. Feel free to send a message. Thanks.))

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octosmagiccastle:

A reverse situation of the last video, no less humorous!

Original comic here

Dirk was my Brother

(( Had the honor of great voice acting put to my comic by Octo and his bro. They’re both really amazing voice actors! ))

It’s a good thing he forgot to press the button to start the microwave.

DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUM, YOU FUCKING HAWT. LAIK SPAIIIICE. AND NIRCEKLESA;JF DKLSGJALFH;ES OH OOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DIRK.
Anonymous

Woah. Calm the fuck down.