Ask Dirk Strider.

It’s a good thing he forgot to press the button to start the microwave.


That’s an odd request. Sure. Prepare yourselves.

Woah, shit.


I don’t remember buying these glasses.

Hey guys, thanks for following.

Any and all questions can be directed to my godly ask box. Unless it’s closed. Which it shouldn’t be, at the moment.

I’ll answer them to the best of my ability, with minimum sarcasm. Actually, no promises. Just ask and hope for the best.

((also, is this a drawblog or not?))